A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse.The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says:All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. “Providing you […]
A dying grandma tells her grandchild
A dying grandma tells her grandchild, “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash.” The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, “Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn’t even […]