A man goes to a doctor. “Doctor, my tummy hurts”The doctor examines him and says, “No problem, we can fix that. But we have to cut off your ears.” “What, why?! I have a tummy ache, why do you want to cut my ears off?!” “I am a surgeon, that’s […]
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro roll up to an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy, the officer, halts them and sternly declares, “It’s illegal to cram five people into a Quattro. ‘Quattro’ means four.” The Englishman, incredulous, retorts, “Quattro is just the name of the car! Check the papers: it’s designed […]
A small family of three booked a flight
A small family of three booked a flight to Kansas They arrived at the airport several hours early. As he was only four years old and this was his first experience with this sort of thing, the son was constantly wandering off. Several times, the father had to chase him […]