A man goes to a doctor. “Doctor, my tummy hurts”The doctor examines him and says, “No problem, we can fix that. But we have to cut off your ears.” “What, why?! I have a tummy ache, why do you want to cut my ears off?!” “I am a surgeon, that’s […]
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro roll up to an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy, the officer, halts them and sternly declares, “It’s illegal to cram five people into a Quattro. ‘Quattro’ means four.” The Englishman, incredulous, retorts, “Quattro is just the name of the car! Check the papers: it’s designed […]