A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will chase your mum.
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
Once there was a husband named Harder living with his wife in a bungalow house. The door of the house has 2 holes. One day they got bankrupt. The wife was carrying tons of boxes. When she was approaching the door, she slipped and her breasts got stuck in both […]
A Chinese couple came to stay in Ghana and had a baby but the baby was black. The husband, Yen, asked his wife, Chu, “Why is the baby black?” Chu answered, “Yen, you know we are in Ghana, no electricity, room hot, you hot, me hot, s** hot, baby burn.”
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over […]
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like […]
Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl. The girl was playing with Barbies. The boy was playing with his d*ck The girl asks him what he’s doing So he says he’s playing with his “Toy” She asks him if she can play with and he say […]
“My teenage daughter came home in a rage. ‘I’ve just done s** education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have s** before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’ I put down my paper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ ”
“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and […]
A husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?” “We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.” “Yes”, she says, “I remember it well.” OK, he […]