a lawyer calls his first witness – funny story

A man calls a lawyer’s office. A voice answers, ‘

Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.’

The man says, ‘Let me talk to

Mr Schwartz.’ ‘I’m sorry, he’s on vacation.’ ‘Then let me

talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘He’s on a big case, not available for a week.’ ‘Then let me talk to

Mr Schwartz.’ ‘He’s playing golf today.’ ‘Okay, then, let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘Speaking.’