A deer hunter was bragging about the biggest,
baddest, handsomest, heaviest deer he’d bagged
the day before. “It’s got enough meat to eat the whole year
,” he boasted. Just then the Game Warden came up and cited
the man $500 for hunting without the proper tag. “Five-hundred dollars?
” exclaimed the hunter. “All for a mangy, skinny, stubby, half-pint deer?”