An Old Man Goes To A Church, And Is Making A Confession: Man: “Father, I Am 75 Years Old. I Have Been Married For 50 Years. All These Years I Had Been Faithful To My Wife, But Yesterday I Was Intimate With An 18 Year Old.” Father: “When Was The […]
I Caught My Wife In Bed With My Best Friend
Bartender: “What’s The Matter Buddy?” Man: “I Caught My Wife In Bed With My Best Friend.” Bartender: “What Did You Do?” Man: “I Told Her To Get The Hell Out!” Bartender: “What About Your Friend?” Man: “I Looked Him Straight In The Eyes And Said ‘Bad Dog!’”
Three Guys Go To A Ski Lodge
Three Guys Go To A Ski Lodge, And There Aren’t Enough Rooms, So They Have To Share A Bed. In The Middle Of The Night, The Guy On The Right Wakes Up And Says, “I Had This Wild, Vivid Dream Of Getting A Hand Job!” The Guy On The Left […]