A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming… she told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move. Husband: What is this? Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have s** with when you […]
Johnny girlfriend was in labor
Johnny’s girlfriend was in labor with they first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at him and said, “You did this to me you *!” He casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up […]
Paddy was planning to get married
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel.” Paddy asked, “And […]
A lawyer a medical doctor
A lawyer, a medical doctor and a mechanic are having a drink in a bar: Lawyer: Last year I took my wife to the Bahamas on vacation. Boy we had fun. I’m thinking this year we try Hawaii or perhaps Australia for her birthday celebration. Doctor: I bought my wife […]
A woman was at work
A woman was at work when a man said, “Your hair smells nice.” She went straight to her boss and said, “I’ve been sexually harassed! A man said my hair smells nice.” He in return said, “What’s wrong with that, it does?” She said, “The man who said that was […]
This 12 year old boy was in bed
This 12 year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he’d go see what’s wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying, “I need a man, […]
A man was so jealous
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
A Chinese couple
A Chinese couple came to stay in Ghana and had a baby but the baby was black. The husband, Yen, asked his wife, Chu, “Why is the baby black?” Chu answered, “Yen, you know we are in Ghana, no electricity, room hot, you hot, me hot, s** hot, baby burn.”
One night as a couple
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over […]
There was a boy and a girl
Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl. The girl was playing with Barbies. The boy was playing with his d*ck The girl asks him what he’s doing So he says he’s playing with his “Toy” She asks him if she can play with and he say […]