A guy goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch. A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, “I’m finished. But you should know that your car’s […]
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for […]
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. The man watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he said. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “He’s not so smart,” the friend replied. […]
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit. He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower […]
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears; “ […]
Two Homeless Men Are Devising A Plan To Get Free Drinks At A Bar. The First One Has An Idea: “We’ll Buy A Hot Dog And Stick It Down Your Pants, Walk Into The Bar, Get Our Drinks, Drink, And When The Bartender Asks For His Money, You Pull Down […]
An elderly man was trying to figure out what to buy his wife for Christmas. Knowing they already had everything they needed he decided to give his wife a Tombstone. She opened the present and thought. “OOOOKKKAYYYYY.. Sure, Thank you” She thought the gesture was nice and a little weird […]
An old couple died in a car crash and go to heaven.They had been in good health their entire lives due to the wife’s interest in health food and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter met them and took them to their mansion. As they looked everything […]
A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort at Lakes Entrance. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake’s area, […]
