One night, after a romantic meal, I was walking home with my girlfriend, and I decided it would be the right time to propose to her. So I turned to her, looked her in the eye and got down on one knee. But, as I was grabbing the ring, the […]
A woman meets a man in a bar
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are […]
Gift for his new sweetheart
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart for her birthday. As they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by the sweetheart’s sister, he went […]
My wife watched a romance movie
Two day ago, my wife watched a romance movie. That night, we had a romantic dinner. Yesterday, she watched an erotic movie, and last night was fantastic. Today, I’m deleting all the horror movie channels.
A romantic Xmas shopping trip
A husband and wife go shopping for Xmas presents. After a couple of hours of scouring the shelves at the big department store, the wife realised she couldn’t see her husband anywhere. She phoned him to find out where he is. “Sorry dear, I wanted to go and get you a […]
A couple are on a date
A couple are on a date in a romantic restaurant… A couple are on a date in a romantic restaurant. As their order arrives, the wife looks around and notices every table has a couple having a romantic candlelight dinner date. The man on the table to her right says […]
Mike loves me
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?!” she asked. “I’m […]
The husband is sitting at the computer
The husband is sitting at the computer, his wife is standing behind him and says: Let me go for a moment, now I’m going to surf the Internet! But be honest. Do I snatch the sponge out of your hand when you’re washing the dishes?! How is it, dear neighbor, […]
A man leaving his lover
A man, leaving his lover’s, says: Give me some vodka, because if I spray it on my face, my wife won’t smell your perfume. He enters the house and immediately gets punched in the face by his wife at the door. Do you think that if you spray on perfume, […]
In his office with your wife
He goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1”. The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?” The Bartender […]