April 2022 - Husband Wife Lol

My husband took me to go shopping for a thousand years – Funny Story

On April 30, 2022April 30, 2022 By salina

a kid walks into a class with a shirt pants underwear and socks -funny story

On April 30, 2022April 30, 2022 By salina

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, “A computer.” Teacher replies “That’d be very useful” 2nd kid says “A new lawn mower.” Teacher replies with a similar response… Little Johnny pops up and says, “At my house […]

Dave was bragging to his boss one day – Funny Jokes

On April 30, 2022April 30, 2022 By salina

Dave was bragging to his boss one day. “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?” “No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and […]

a group of handicapped people – funny story

On April 30, 2022April 30, 2022 By salina

A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there’s some cool music playing. After […]

a lawyer calls his first witness – funny story

On April 30, 2022April 30, 2022 By salina

A man calls a lawyer’s office. A voice answers, ‘ Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.’ The man says, ‘Let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘I’m sorry, he’s on vacation.’ ‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘He’s on a big case, not available for a week.’ ‘Then let me talk […]

three girls go skinny dipping – funny story

On April 30, 2022April 30, 2022 By salina

A deer hunter was bragging about the biggest, baddest, handsomest, heaviest deer he’d bagged the day before. “It’s got enough meat to eat the whole year ,” he boasted. Just then the Game Warden came up and cited the man $500 for hunting without the proper tag. “Five-hundred dollars? ” […]

angry girlfriend funny story

On April 30, 2022April 30, 2022 By salina

An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its […]

An elderly man and woman meet in a bar – Funny Story

On April 30, 2022April 30, 2022 By salina

An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking.They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman’s apartment.After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed.Afterward, they’re both laying there, staring […]

an old lady went to visit her dentist – funny story

On April 30, 2022April 30, 2022 By salina

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said […]

a long day of work – funny story

On April 30, 2022April 30, 2022 By salina

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, […]