An Old Man Goes To A Church, And Is Making A Confession: Man: “Father, I Am 75 Years Old. I Have Been Married For 50 Years. All These Years I Had Been Faithful To My Wife, But Yesterday I Was Intimate With An 18 Year Old.” Father: “When Was The […]
Bartender: “What’s The Matter Buddy?” Man: “I Caught My Wife In Bed With My Best Friend.” Bartender: “What Did You Do?” Man: “I Told Her To Get The Hell Out!” Bartender: “What About Your Friend?” Man: “I Looked Him Straight In The Eyes And Said ‘Bad Dog!’”
Three Guys Go To A Ski Lodge, And There Aren’t Enough Rooms, So They Have To Share A Bed. In The Middle Of The Night, The Guy On The Right Wakes Up And Says, “I Had This Wild, Vivid Dream Of Getting A Hand Job!” The Guy On The Left […]
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life: After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said. “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?” […]
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Little Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma’s kitchen. “Well now, where’s my […]
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers […]
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Little Johnny responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little Johnny said. “All you have to […]
It was high time that Paddy got married. So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for their son: The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions about Paddy and his parents as to what […]
A farmer’s only donkey ran away in the forest. He packed up a few days ration and ventured into the jungle to find his animal. He searched and he searched but he couldn’t find it, so he decided to retire for the night. He climbed up a tree, tied himself […]
One Day, There Were Two Boys Playing By A Stream. One Of The Young Boys Saw A Bush And Went Over To It. The Other Boy Couldn’t Figure Out Why His Friend Was At The Bush For So Long. The Other Boy Went Over To The Bush And Looked. The […]