Month: April 2023

The boy of ten was sipping his favorite strawberry soda at McDonalds when his pal strolled in. The boy looked up from the drink and said, “Thought you were over at Jenny’s house.” “I’m through with girls,” the other said, “after all, a dime a dozen.” “You mean it?” – […]

One day a trainer brings along an elephant for a walk in the town. Along one street this elephant saw a man urinating in the bush and bursted out laughing. The trainer was puzzled why this elephant laughed so he asked him, “Hi my good boy, why did you laugh?” […]

So a man goes to his psychiatrist because he has the constant urge to put his dick in the cucumber cutter at work. The psychiatrist tells him the only way to overcome this is to actually go through with it. So the next day the guy gets home from work […]

A guy dials home from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid.” answered the woman. “We don’t have a maid!” “I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.” “Well, this is her husband. Is she there?” “Ummm…she’s upstairs […]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as […]

A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he gets it home, the rooster fucks all the farmer’s 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the rooster screws all 150 hens again. The next day, the rooster fucks the ducks and the geese. Sadly, later that day, the […]