A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says: “An English girl!” […]
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse.Dave thinks to himself, “Nurses are known to be hot to trot.” The second man married a telephone operator.Dave thinks to himself, “Telephone […]
A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.“What happened to your feet?” his wife asked. “I had a childhood disease called Tolio.”“Don’t you mean […]
A runaway man from prison that was sentenced for life, has stayed in for 25 years. While trying to find a place to hide, he enters a newlywed’s house, ties the man in a chair in a corner of the room and ties the woman in the bed. He climbs […]
A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their first walk together. They come to the fence against which they first made love. The husband says, “Come on, for old time’s sake.” The wife agrees and they both undress. Afterwards, the husband says, “You’re even better than you were 30 […]
