A womans doorbell rings so she answers the door. but there is no one there, just a slimy snail on the stoop. She says “Disgusting!” and hurls the snail as far as she can into her yard. Two weeks later the bell rings again. She answers the door and the […]
A milkman is dying in the hospital. He’s surrounded by his two sons, his daughter, his wife, and a nurse. He turns to his family and says: “Peter, my eldest, I leave you the villas in Beverly Hills. Samantha, my beautiful daughter, to you I give the apartments in Los […]
A long time ago a boy was born with a hair-lip and the doctor said he was odd. His parents were struggling to come up with a name and remembered what the doctor said, so they wrote down Odd. The clerk shared his name with the nurses and they all […]
