A woman got up and out of bed and stretched and a penny fell out of her privates. She thought it was odd but kept on with her morning routine. She went to put on a pot of coffee and a nickel fell out of her privates. She was concerned […]
There once was a very odd butcher. He was a very good butcher, but he didn’t like handling chicken. In order to reduce the amount of chicken he would have to handle, he introduced a point system in his store. Every time someone bought meat from another animal, they would […]
A pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch covering an empty socket. After a couple drinks he’s chatting it up with fellow patrons when one finally asks what has been on everyone’s mind. “You’ve got a lot of scars, […]