A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.” “Oh man, ” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, […]
There was a little boy on vacation with his parents in the country.They were going to spend 2 weeks in a no frills cabin with an outhouse sitting on the bank of a creek. The little boy hated using the outhouse because it was cold at night and hot during […]
Two young kids were messing around on an overpass……they had tied a brick to a rope and were dangling it down from the bridge in front of cars. Dropping it down in front of the car’s windshield and pulling it up out of the way just before the car would […]
A piece of string walks into a bar…Skip Carey told this one years ago during a rain delay at a Braves game… A piece of string walks into a bar, hops up on a stool, and orders himself a beer. The bartender says “we don’t serve your kind here, fella,” […]