A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bit** with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion […]
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey” she says, “is there anything I can bring back for you?” He laughs and says, “an Italian girl.”When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and […]
Guy goes to prison and on his first night, 5 minutes after lights out, he hears some one yell out “Thirty-one!” Followed by laughter. Then another voice yells “twelve!” More laughter. This goes on for a minutes or so, people yelling out random numbers, followed by people laughing. He turns […]
A guy was dating a rich girl and after things got serious between them, she invited him to have dinner with her parents. The guy was nervous and went binge drinking with his friends the night before. The next day, the guy pulled up to this huge mansion and was […]
A Best Man at a wedding notices that the groom is incredibly happy. “I know that you are happy for your wedding day, but you seem incredibly ecstatic. Why?” “My bride just snuck into my room while I was getting into my tux, and she gave me the most incredible […]
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. There is an obvious attraction between them and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place and, as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small […]
The man asks the bartender why is there a caged monkey. The bartender says ” instead of telling you, I’ll show you.” He lets the monkey out of its cage and clubs the monkey on the head with a baseball bat. The monkey proceeds to pull down the bartender’s pants […]
A recently divorced man sits down at a bar. He glumly orders a drink, and notices a woman sitting at the end of the bar. The man figures he’s divorced now, might as well get back into the game, so he walks over and starts chatting. “What’s a beautiful woman […]
There was a big chess tournament at a hotel with a big atrium . Many of the players were gathered in the atrium before the matches began. There was a lot of trash talking among the players, each trying to top the other with there accomplishments within the game and […]
Two sailors make port at a small South Sea island. They leave the boat and rush to the nearest bar, a real rundown stereotypical south sea island bar straight out of Donovan’s Island, palm tree roof, rattan ceiling fans, beautiful native women in floral dresses, french colonial policeman by the […]
