A man and his pig walk into a bar. The pig has three good legs, and one wooden leg. “Now there’s a story,” says the barman. “I’ll give you a free beer if you tell me about the pig.” “Pig’ll ‘ave a beer too,” says the farmer. The barman agrees, […]
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?”“No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I […]
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, “Some things you just can’t explain. This morning I was outside milking a cow. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with […]
A young man comes to the confessional: “Forgive me father, I have sinned. I was with a woman of dubious morals.” The pastor asks, “Is that you, Jimmy?” “Yes, it is I, father.”“And who was this woman you talk about?” “I can’t tell you that, father. I wouldn’t want to […]