A chemistry professor wanted to teach the 5th grade class a
lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment
that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the
professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm
in the water writhed about, as happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed
painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a doornail.
“Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the
professor asked.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his
hand and wisely, responded…
“Drink whiskey and you
won’t get worms!”