Three elderly women were sitting together on a park bench when an elderly man started to walk by. “Excuse me, but we can guess your age,” one of them said to him. He stopped, intrigued. “How can you guess my age?” he asked them. “Well,” one lady explained, “you’ll have […]
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, “Halt, who goes there?” The […]
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly waitress, wearing a very short skirt with legs that won’t quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order. “What would you like, sir?” He looks at the menu […]
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back. I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” cries the gullible husband, “quick, I’ll call an […]
Dave and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dave looks over at his wife and says, “Your butt is getting really big I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.” With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then […]
The teacher said to the children sitting in the class: James, tell me, what will you be when you grow up? “James said: After doing an MBA, I will become a great pilot.” “I will build a house in the most expensive area of the city.” “Will even visit every […]
Dad slapped his son three times. After a while, when the father calmed down, He apologized to his son. Son: Dad! Take a paper, roll it well, Then open the paper back up and see if it can be the same or the same as before Dad said not. Son: […]
The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. They knew time was of the essence, so they gathered their life-saving gear and rushed to the address given. Arriving at the home, they were greeted by a scene quite […]
In a small, cozy home nestled within a quaint village, an elderly couple was preparing to celebrate a monumental milestone: their 75th wedding anniversary. The couple, who had been the very definition of love and dedication in their community, had a large and loving family that had grown over the […]
A boy was watching politics news on “Tv” at home, and he thought about what politics is The boy asks his father what is this politics. The father says, “Son, I will try to understand you this way: As I am the breadwinner of our family, I call it capitalism. […]
