The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock
ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and
as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying
to navigate the stairs. “Do you realize what time it is?” she asked. He answered, “Dont
get excited. Im late because I bought something for the house.” Immediately her
attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked,
“What did you buy for the house, dear?” His answer was, “A round of drinks!”