A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it. He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got […]
Bob goes hunting during bear season
Every year Bob goes hunting during bear season. One year, Bob goes hunting, and shoots a small brown bear. Then, the mother of that small brown bear comes up to him and says, ” I’ll give you two choices, I’ll either kill you, or make love to you, but I […]
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats. Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be. At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you. Buy a dog a toy and it will play […]
A husband visited a marriage counsellor
A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and […]
A little boy said to a little girl
A little boy said to a little girl: – I’m your BF !The little girl asked: – What is BF ?The boy laughed and answered: – That means Best Friend. They later dated, the young man said to the girl:– I am your BF ! The girl leaned lightly on […]
A big city lawyer went duck hunting
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural northern Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what […]
Two couples are playing cards
Two couples are playing cards at the table, and someone accidentally knocks them to the floor. One of the men goes under the table to pick up the cards, and as he looks up he can see up his friend’s wife’s dress and that she isn’t wearing any underwear. Blushing […]
Three couples went to a resturant
Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table. “Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?” said the first gal. “Could you pass me the honey, honey?” said the second. “Could you pass me the bacon, pig?” said the […]
I had asked for Italian sausage
The guy says Yes I am But if I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask […]
Three couples in a minivan are heading to Yellowstone
One day three couples in a minivan are heading to Yellowstone National Park on a vacation. One couple is from Nebraska, one is from Kansas, and one is from Iowa. They stop at a little cafe on the side of the road for breakfast. Their waitress serves them their food, […]