An elderly couple had been shopping 

An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife

decided to steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was

caught. Upon her court date, the judge asked her what she had stolen.

“Your Honor, I stole a can of peaches.”

The judge replied, “How many peaches were in the can?”

She said, “Six.”

The judge then said, “I will sentence you to six days in jail.”

Her husband stood up behind her and replied, “Your

Honor, she also stole a can of peas.”

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