A lovely Russian lady came up to the counter where I work and said “Please, I am looking for one night stand” I had the shop shut up and the door locked before you could say knife, and we went to a bar for a couple of aperitifs, a nice […]
A woman gets called into her office HR
A woman gets called into her office HR department They tell her that they noticed her password for her login was very unusual and asked her how she chose “DocGrumpyHappySleepyBashfulSneezyDopeySacarmento” She said – “well the instructions were to have a password with seven characters and have at least one capitol, […]
An Englishman on holiday
An Englishman on holiday in Spain saw a sign on a building saying that there were English- speaking doctors here. The Englishman thought it was a great idea! “We should have some like that in England,” he said after a while.
Couple is travelling by train in England
A Polish couple is travelling by train in England. A reading Englishman is sitting opposite them, covered with a newspaper. The husband suddenly reaches for a sandwich because he is hungry, but his wife nudges him and says: That’s rude. Maybe ask him if he wants a sandwich too. The […]
A guy just exited a high rise hotel on the beach
A guy just exited a high rise hotel on the beach and he’s walking along the sand and boom something hits his foot. After further examination he sees that it’s a glass eye. He immediately looks up and there’s a beautiful woman on the 3rd floor looking over the balcony […]
Guy have just been invited to his girlfriend
A guy have just been invited to his girlfriend for dinner and sleepover for the first time. Since theyve never done “it” he got really excited and thought that this would be the day he lost his virginity. So the day before the dinner he goes into an shop to […]
Fat bad woman
An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason. The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?” The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, “Hell, they’ […]
A man married an illiterate wife
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him […]
They got married and had a child
There once was two people Lisa and Brian They got married and had a child. The only problem was that the child was only a head, he had no arms, legs or torso. So all his life he was picked on and teased and he always wished he had a […]
He goes home to surprise her husband
An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. “Hey old timer,” she says, “come and get some of this!” The old man says, “Hell […]