A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says “Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I’ve got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little […]
There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunk.When the bar closes he gets up to go home. He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of the door.As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by. He stumbles over to […]
A guy who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “Where have you been?” “Why, I’ve been to the […]
A womans husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me […]
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. Wife: ‘What are you doing dear?’ Husband: ‘Swatting flies – I got 3 males and 2 females’ Wife: ‘How on earth do you know which gender they were?’ Husband: ‘Easy – 3 were […]
They were three men discussing how to make their wives to tell them if they cheated on them. The first guy says: “I go home after work at night, lie on the couch, turn on the television and ask: ‘Woman you cheated on me today!’ ‘Who, me my husband? Could […]
A couple is asleep in bed together when the phone rings at 2 a.m. The husband groggily picks up the phone and screams at the caller “how the hell do I know? I’m not a weatherman” and hangs up. “Who was that?” the wife asks. The husband answers “just some […]
A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough, he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish. He pulls out a map of the Middle East, and asks the Genie […]
A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver. She says “I’m going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die. Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be to ass. I can’t commit adultery, so the man must […]
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to […]