An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress […]
A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, “Thank God,” and for it to stop you say, “Amen.” So the man left, […]
Two Factory Workers Are Talking. The Woman Says, “I Can Make The Boss Give Me The Day Off.” The Man Replies, “And How Would You Do That?” The Woman Says, “Just Wait And See.” She Then Hangs Upside-Down From The Ceiling. The Boss Comes In And Says, “What Are You […]
A Man Receives A Phone Call From His Doctor. The Doctor Says, “I Have Some Good News And Some Bad News.” The Man Says, “OK, Give Me The Good News First.” The Doctor Says, “The Good News Is, You Have 24 Hours To Live.” The Man Replies, “Oh No! If […]
“On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some […]
A husband-and-wife photography team we know shoot their pictures together, do their developing and printing together—in fact, they’re together 24 hours of the day. We wondered how they managed to keep up such good working relations. “Well, frankly,” the wife said, “it wouldn’t work out if one of us didn’t […]
A Guy’s Talking To A Girl In A Bar. He Asks Her, “What’s Your Name?” She Says, “Carmen.” He Says, “That’s A Nice Name. Who Named You, Your Mother?” She Says, “No, I Named Myself.” He Says, “Why Carmen?” She Says, “Because I Like Cars And I Like Men. What’s […]
There’s An Elderly Couple Who Has Reached That Point In Life, Where Sex Isn’t Part OfThe Itinerary Anymore. One Night, The Wife Turns To Her Husband And Says, “Everytime One Of Us Wants To Have A Bit Of A Slap And Tickle, We Just Have To Say,“Washing Machine.’” A Night […]
A Man And His Wife Go To Their Honeymoon Hotel For Their 25th Anniversary. As The Couple Reflected On That Magical Evening 25 Years Ago, The Wife Asked The Husband, “When You First Saw My Na*** Body In Front Of You, What Was Going Through Your Mind?” The Husband Replied, […]
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. […]
