The wife of a tribal chief gave birth to a child, but it has very fair skin, unlike the chief who has dark skin. In a rage, the chief went to the only white guy in the village, grabbed him by his collar, and shouted, “Hey white-y! Why you sleeping […]
An elderly man entered a church and headed straight to the confessional. “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had s with each of […]
A grandpa told his grandson that he should live a little. Here is what he said: Grandpa: Grandson, what are you doing? Grandson: Playing a videogame. Grandpa: Why? There are so much better things you could be doing at your age. When I was your age, I was in Paris, […]
A blond is having trouble selling her car. She tells her friend that it has nearly 300k miles on it and it’s difficult to sell to anyone. Her friend says he has a cousin she can take it to. He’s a mechanic and can roll back the miles on the […]
A patient feeling unwell goes to a doctor. The doctor runs tests and after examining the test results, he comes to have a conversation with the patient. DOCTOR: “With me are your test results. I have both good and bad news. Which one would you rather I tell you first?” […]
A city guy is on vacation touring a farm. The farmer asks if he wants to see a sheep get neutered.. City guys says why not and they walk over to the flock of sheep. Farmer takes two bricks and holds one beside the male sheep’s balls and WHAM! whacks […]
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician standing at the top of a slide. The magician said, “You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide, you shall land in a huge glass of […]
A young girl goes to have her hair cut She visits the bakery first, then her mother drops her at the barber shop. She’s around ten years old and has been getting her hair cut there since she was small. As the barber starts snipping, she starts eating her cake […]
A young deckhand sees a pirate ship approaching from the port side.He rushes to the captain and tells him. The captain says, “I need you to go to my cabin and get my red shirt.”The deckhand is a bit confused. He asks, “Your red shirt, Sir?”The captain replies, “Yes. If […]
Married couple have this parrot. Whenever the wife goes out, the parrot would say, “Where are you going, bitch.” When she returns home, it would say, “Where did you come from, bitch.” The parrot would never miss a time calling her a bitch. The wife, agitated by the parrot’s behaviour, […]
