A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why […]
The big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills.Being a good shot, no one could argue with him. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal’s skin from its feel, and if he could locate the […]
A man went to church for confession. He stepped into the confessional and told the priest he had almost had s**. The priest said, ‘ What do you mean, almost? The man said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped! The priest said, Rubbing together is […]
A housewife is in bed with her lover. All of a sudden she hears her husband’s car pull up. He came home early from a business trip! In a panic, she is frantically trying to think of a place to hide her lover and suddenly has an idea. She tells […]
One night when I dropped in at the police station on my news beat, a large, efficient-looking woman in uniform who packed a service revolver at her waist was behind the sergeant’s desk. After checking the blotter, I returned to the car, where my wife was waiting for me. “You […]
As Farmer Brown approached his neighbor’s barn, he saw Farmer Jones serenading a tractor with songs and compliments. “What are you doing?” Farmer Brown demanded. Farmer Jones replied, “My wife and I have been having marital difficulties, and the marital counselor said I needed to do something sexy to a […]
It Was Christmas Eve. A Woman Came Home To Her Husband After A Day Of Busy Shopping. Later On That Night When She Was Getting Undressed For Bed, He Noticed A Mark On The Inside Of Her Leg. “What Is That?” He Asked. She Said, “I Visited The Parlor Today. […]
The Little Rascal’s Class Were Having A Spelling Test. The Teacher Asks If Anyone Can Use The Word “Admire” In A Sentence. Spanky Raises His Hand And Says, “I Admire My Dog.” “Good Job,” The Teacher Replies, “Now, Who Can Use ‘Respect’ In A Sentence?” Alfalfa Raises His Hand And […]
Little Sally Came Home From School With A Smile On Her Face, And Told Her Mother, “Frankie Brown Showed Me His Weenie Today At The Playground!” Before The Mother Could Raise A Concern, Sally Went On To Say, “It Reminded Me Of A Peanut.” Relaxing With A Hidden Smile, Sally’s […]
Three People Get Arrested And Are Taken Into Holding For Questioning. The Officer Talks To The First Girl, Asking, “What’s Your Name?” She Says, “Yo.” The Officer Asks, “What Are You In For?” She Responds With, “Blowing Bubbles.” The Officer Takes Her Picture And Lets Her Go. He Asks The […]
