A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl […]
A teacher was teaching her second grade
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. […]
An old man went to the college
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: “May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college”. A young man opened […]
The teacher called on little Johnny
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in […]
A Sunday school teacher was teaching
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?” Little Johnny raises his hand, […]
I was in in the public restroom
I was in in the public restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?” Me: (embarrassed) “Doin’ fine!” Stall: “So what are you up to?” Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.” Stall: “Can I come over?” Me: […]
While two families were waiting
While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two 5- year-old boys were getting acquainted. “My name is Joshua. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Adam,” replied the second.” My daddy is a doctor. What does YOUR daddy do for a living?” asked Joshua. Adam […]
A young man hired by a supermarket
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied […]
A man and his wife were having an argument
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said,“You should do it because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”The husband said, “You are in charge of the cooking […]
A horse walks into a bar
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what he’d like. The horse doesn’t reply because it’s a horse and obviously can’t speak or understand English. Several people get up and leave, sensing the danger of having a live animal in a bar.