A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave […]
A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle jumped up […]
A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her “private area” and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, “Crazy […]
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, “Mary. Mary.” “Is […]
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a […]
A Gynecologist Notices That A New Patient Is Nervous. While Putting On The Latex Gloves, He Asks Her If She Knows How They Make Latex Gloves. The Patient Says No. The Doctor Says, “There Is A Plant In Mexico Full Of Latex That People Of Various Hand Sizes Dip Their […]
A Guy Walks Into A Pub And Sees A Sign Hanging Over The Bar Which Reads, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking His Wallet For The Necessary Payment, He Walks Up To The Bar And Beckons To One Of The Three Exceptionally Attractive Blondes Serving Drinks […]