An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: “May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college”. A young man opened […]
I was in in the public restroom
I was in in the public restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?” Me: (embarrassed) “Doin’ fine!” Stall: “So what are you up to?” Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.” Stall: “Can I come over?” Me: […]
An old man Paddy walks into a chemists laboratory
An old man Paddy walks into a chemist’s laboratory, pulls out a small bottle from his pocket, removes the cork and addresses the pharmacist. “Wid ye mind tastin that fir me”? The man takes a swig and screws his face up in disgust. “That’s terrible,” he says. “So bitter”. Paddy […]
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of […]
Maria was a 19 year old Mexican maid
Maria was a 19 year old Mexican maid who worked for a wealthy Californian couple. She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria: “Well señora, […]
An old lady went into a bar
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old woman asked the man if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed. […]
A drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine
The authorities were leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine. They asked the priest if he wanted to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest said that he would like to face up so that he will be looking toward heaven when […]
A woman could be a good wife
My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if […]
A sunday school teacher was telling
A sunday school teacher was telling his students the story of Zakias Climbing the the sycomore tree. In telling the story he forgot the name of the tree that Zakias climbed to see Jesus so he decided to go with mango tree hoping that the school children would not notice […]
A beggar knocked at the door
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give you,” said the woman “Please go!” The woman, who was newly married, lived with her mother-in-law When her mother-in-law heard her refusing alms to […]