A Woman Places An Ad In The Local Newspaper. “Looking For A Man With Three Qualifications: Won’t Beat Me Up, Won’t Run Away From Me, And Is Great In Bed.” Two Days Later Her Doorbell Rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I Have No Arms So I Won’t Beat You, And No […]
Farmer Brown approached his neighbor’s barn
As Farmer Brown approached his neighbor’s barn, he saw Farmer Jones serenading a tractor with songs and compliments. “What are you doing?” Farmer Brown demanded. Farmer Jones replied, “My wife and I have been having marital difficulties, and the marital counselor said I needed to do something sexy to a tractor